he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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