Nicole vs. Life
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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