She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I'm at about main and main street
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
i out mim tonsoeep
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