But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
