hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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