would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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