nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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