So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
wow bdsm is so cute
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