trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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