think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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