You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
