i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She told me I should be a condom model.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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