I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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