Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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