Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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