Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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