it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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