youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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