I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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