He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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