She's JV to your varsity
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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