I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize