There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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