Well douche your snatch and let's go!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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