Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just want to make out with him forever
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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