Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Threesome in a minivan. New low
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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