have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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