How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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