never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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