Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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