I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Randomize
