I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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