Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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