My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Drunk is a universal language darling
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