Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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