im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
