He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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