no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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