I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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