I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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