just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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