Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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