they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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