Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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