So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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