16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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