Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
do nipples grow back?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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