He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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