i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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