South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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