dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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