we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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